I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds more info before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out under a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?